slenclerman: just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
jimbertimber: coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
0vulation: I really need to just make out with someone right now
cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
slightlysalty: Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
yourfuckingdarling: I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
ebuddies: call my dick gatsby bc its great
nicolascageholocaust: We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.