I’m sorry, but sometimes you just have to tell the world how much you love your boobs.
No, this is not me trying to get men, I have a boyfriend who I am very happy with.
I would just like to scream:
I FUCKING LOVE MY BOOBIES.
They look fabulous right now.
It’s not that I want to kill myself, it’s just that I don’t want to be alive anymore.
Someone just fall in love with me already.